johnson - user 2018-01-17T22:51:22-05:00 DONT LET THEM TELL YOU - Rating: 1.5/5,2007-01-01:58821 2009-05-30T18:24:16-04:00 2009-05-30T18:24:16-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>what your perspective should be CELL PHONE TOWER PROTEST - Rating: 2.4/5,2007-01-01:58804 2009-05-30T14:12:11-04:00 2009-05-30T14:12:11-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>people in Marana dont believe in irony. BERNIES GREAT IDEA - Rating: 2.6/5,2007-01-01:58747 2009-05-29T23:44:14-04:00 2009-05-29T23:44:14-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>fell to pieces at the Patent Office<br>when local punks stole his extension cord. DO NOT READ THIS SIGN - Rating: 2.6/5,2007-01-01:58743 2009-05-29T23:20:46-04:00 2009-05-29T23:20:46-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>the gas line to the flush valve is the scary part MENORAHMAN - Rating: 1.7/5,2007-01-01:58741 2009-05-29T23:17:14-04:00 2009-05-29T23:17:14-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>in every dictionary worldwide under awesome BEER TEA - Rating: 2.7/5,2007-01-01:58738 2009-05-29T23:12:48-04:00 2009-05-29T23:12:48-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>is still ultimately only and forever<br>TEA BLONDE I.Q. TEST - Rating: 2.6/5,2007-01-01:58728 2009-05-29T22:35:30-04:00 2009-05-29T22:35:30-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>shhhhh Let em think... NO COMPROMISES - Rating: 1.1/5,2007-01-01:58695 2009-05-29T19:41:06-04:00 2009-05-29T19:41:06-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Navy ship<br>Air Force Fighter Tank<br>working together for America REPUBLICANS MEAN CHOICE - Rating: 1.2/5,2007-01-01:58565 2009-05-28T17:02:45-04:00 2009-05-28T17:02:45-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>choose fear over hope<br>choose hate over a future<br>cause well be back EYEBROWS - Rating: 1.1/5,2007-01-01:58483 2009-05-27T19:38:08-04:00 2009-05-27T19:38:08-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>she still has em.<br>Check the pits next. HEED - Rating: 2.4/5,2007-01-01:58435 2009-05-27T13:27:46-04:00 2009-05-27T13:27:46-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>all blonde warnings<br>and hide all your flaming balls GOT A HEART LIKE A STONE - Rating: 2.5/5,2007-01-01:58382 2009-05-27T00:17:32-04:00 2009-05-27T00:17:32-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Shes hard hearted Hannah<br>The Vamp of Savannah G A SHHHHHH... - Rating: 1.2/5,2007-01-01:58379 2009-05-27T00:11:11-04:00 2009-05-27T00:11:11-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Youll wake the dead DEFENDING THE NOGALES BORDER FENCE - Rating: 1.5/5,2007-01-01:58192 2009-05-25T15:48:34-04:00 2009-05-25T15:48:34-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>next week theyll issue him a bullet. FEAR - Rating: 1.2/5,2007-01-01:58187 2009-05-25T15:44:28-04:00 2009-05-25T15:44:28-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>the real reason the Berlin Wall stayed up so long. THE ROCKFORD SWITCHBLADES - Rating: 1.3/5,2007-01-01:58186 2009-05-25T15:41:37-04:00 2009-05-25T15:41:37-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The show got much better reviews<br>once we found some nail files and changed the name. FRANK L. WRIGHT SPECIAL - Rating: 1.1/5,2007-01-01:58184 2009-05-25T15:34:59-04:00 2009-05-25T15:34:59-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>with cracked walls bad heating leaky roofs<br>and million dollar repair costs built right in. MERCEDES BENZ - Rating: 1.1/5,2007-01-01:58180 2009-05-25T15:28:13-04:00 2009-05-25T15:28:13-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>outclassing HardlyAbleSons everywhere.<br> even WITH the bogus paint job RUSSIAN HIGH CHAIRS - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:58125 2009-05-25T00:06:49-04:00 2009-05-25T00:06:49-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>raising tough soldiers for the Motherland WHEN ITS A WEE BIT TOO HEAVY - Rating: 1.4/5,2007-01-01:58124 2009-05-25T00:04:06-04:00 2009-05-25T00:04:06-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Russian engineers just add another engine FRENCH HARRIER JET - Rating: 1.2/5,2007-01-01:58117 2009-05-24T21:50:44-04:00 2009-05-24T21:50:44-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>the only jet with a reverse gear and they still stripped it. THE BRADLEY DRIPPING VEHICLE - Rating: 1.2/5,2007-01-01:58116 2009-05-24T21:18:37-04:00 2009-05-24T21:18:37-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>3.1 million each and they leak like Yugos. HUMMER SAFETY RECALL - Rating: 1.4/5,2007-01-01:58115 2009-05-24T20:53:19-04:00 2009-05-24T20:53:19-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Dont be foolish. Bring yours to a Hummer dealer today<br> oh wait there arent any SOMALI NAVY - Rating: 1.3/5,2007-01-01:58089 2009-05-24T18:32:31-04:00 2009-05-24T18:32:31-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Emergency AntiPirate Response Juggernaut<br> keeping the world safe HERE SHE IS - Rating: 2.8/5,2007-01-01:58084 2009-05-24T17:10:51-04:00 2009-05-24T17:10:51-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I kind of miss her<br>and I kind of dont HERE SHE IS - Rating: 1.2/5,2007-01-01:58083 2009-05-24T17:09:11-04:00 2009-05-24T17:09:11-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>the hot woman you always wanted PRELOADING CARBOS - Rating: 1.1/5,2007-01-01:58082 2009-05-24T17:07:28-04:00 2009-05-24T17:07:28-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>any way you can YOU GOTTA - Rating: 1.1/5,2007-01-01:58006 2009-05-23T23:37:19-04:00 2009-05-23T23:37:19-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>sleep sometimes... DOUCHEBAGS - Rating: 1.3/5,2007-01-01:56233 2009-05-07T00:28:49-04:00 2009-05-07T00:28:49-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>whine like French soccer players MENTAL - Rating: 2.1/5,2007-01-01:54983 2009-04-27T11:11:03-04:00 2009-04-27T11:11:03-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>GERMS DEMOCRATS amp REPUBLICANS - Rating: 1.4/5,2007-01-01:54832 2009-04-25T23:21:47-04:00 2009-04-25T23:21:47-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Unite under the flag of Rogue Brutal Bitter<br>About six each and we can talk... NO APPRECIATION - Rating: 2.6/5,2007-01-01:54828 2009-04-25T22:19:28-04:00 2009-04-25T22:19:28-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>for the very same things your buddies find hilarious.<br>Thats the kind of people you find in those parole boards. BEFORE AND AFTER - Rating: 1.3/5,2007-01-01:54827 2009-04-25T22:15:19-04:00 2009-04-25T22:15:19-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>After a quarter inch of makeup that is. FACE TRANSPLANT - Rating: 1.3/5,2007-01-01:54726 2009-04-25T03:52:59-04:00 2009-04-25T03:52:59-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>gone wrong GOOGLE EARTH - Rating: 1.3/5,2007-01-01:54717 2009-04-25T00:51:43-04:00 2009-04-25T00:51:43-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>YET ANOTHER DEAD PIXEL THE WORLD - Rating: 2.5/5,2007-01-01:54709 2009-04-24T23:16:42-04:00 2009-04-24T23:16:42-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>is in YOUR hands. BE PREPARED - Rating: 1.1/5,2007-01-01:54708 2009-04-24T23:13:50-04:00 2009-04-24T23:13:50-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>when it suddenly starts to rain. SEE - Rating: 2/5,2007-01-01:54704 2009-04-24T23:04:30-04:00 2009-04-24T23:04:30-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>whats under the sea... DEMONS - Rating: 2.7/5,2007-01-01:54672 2009-04-24T17:39:10-04:00 2009-04-24T17:39:10-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>have groupies too. CHIBI MAGGOTS - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:54669 2009-04-24T17:34:55-04:00 2009-04-24T17:34:55-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>proof of the impending apocalypse. TONY MONTANA - Rating: 1.3/5,2007-01-01:54666 2009-04-24T17:28:27-04:00 2009-04-24T17:28:27-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>will bury those cockaroaches WOLVERINE - Rating: 1.1/5,2007-01-01:54662 2009-04-24T17:18:05-04:00 2009-04-24T17:18:05-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>always hated those damned kids on his lawn. I DONT MAKE JOKES. - Rating: 1.4/5,2007-01-01:54594 2009-04-24T03:34:16-04:00 2009-04-24T03:34:16-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I just watch the government and report the facts.<br>Will Rogers THREE HOURS OF FUN - Rating: 1.1/5,2007-01-01:54590 2009-04-24T02:50:37-04:00 2009-04-24T02:50:37-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Eighteen years of misery. MOTIVATION - Rating: 1.2/5,2007-01-01:54589 2009-04-24T02:46:02-04:00 2009-04-24T02:46:02-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>is there.<br>The paint is wet.<br>If he only had a fan... WE HAVE PROOF - Rating: 1.5/5,2007-01-01:54566 2009-04-23T20:49:45-04:00 2009-04-23T20:49:45-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Darwin was right all along ZOMBIES - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:54536 2009-04-23T16:29:01-04:00 2009-04-23T16:29:01-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Their retarded children need your respect too. WHAT - Rating: 2.4/5,2007-01-01:54534 2009-04-23T15:44:59-04:00 2009-04-23T15:44:59-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>is this<br>He doesnt LOOK like a burned out wino NEW YORK CITY - Rating: 1.4/5,2007-01-01:54461 2009-04-23T02:31:45-04:00 2009-04-23T02:31:45-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>a tough town for pedestrians TWIN PROSELYTIZING MIMES - Rating: 1.1/5,2007-01-01:54460 2009-04-23T02:29:44-04:00 2009-04-23T02:29:44-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>proof of the impending apocalypse NEEDS - Rating: 1.2/5,2007-01-01:54457 2009-04-23T01:00:37-04:00 2009-04-23T01:00:37-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>a little bit of sugar SUSHI - Rating: 1.2/5,2007-01-01:54456 2009-04-23T00:59:24-04:00 2009-04-23T00:59:24-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>PREPARED WITH TENDER LOVING CARE THERE - Rating: 1.1/5,2007-01-01:54455 2009-04-23T00:57:36-04:00 2009-04-23T00:57:36-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br><br>thats the spot SCRUM FAIL - Rating: 2.4/5,2007-01-01:54453 2009-04-23T00:52:54-04:00 2009-04-23T00:52:54-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> YOUR TAX DOLLARS - Rating: 2.7/5,2007-01-01:54450 2009-04-23T00:23:59-04:00 2009-04-23T00:23:59-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> the spent wealth of a bankrupt nation <br>oxidizing away slowly slowly in the desert sun HEY TOM CRUISE - Rating: 1.3/5,2007-01-01:54360 2009-04-22T01:39:12-04:00 2009-04-22T01:39:12-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Dont let anyone show this to you DETROIT IRON - Rating: 2.5/5,2007-01-01:53973 2009-04-18T23:01:26-04:00 2009-04-18T23:01:26-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>gone forever KILL HIM - Rating: 1.4/5,2007-01-01:53732 2009-04-17T03:50:43-04:00 2009-04-17T03:50:43-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> A F L A W - Rating: 2.6/5,2007-01-01:53730 2009-04-17T03:28:34-04:00 2009-04-17T03:28:34-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>in this chart there is. POLICING YORE INTERNET - Rating: 1.3/5,2007-01-01:53729 2009-04-17T03:25:16-04:00 2009-04-17T03:25:16-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>its a science because we have a chart. H U S B A N D S - Rating: 1.1/5,2007-01-01:53586 2009-04-15T22:20:40-04:00 2009-04-15T22:20:40-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>know Hell well. ON THE WAY - Rating: 2.5/5,2007-01-01:53585 2009-04-15T22:18:53-04:00 2009-04-15T22:18:53-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>to the YOUAREHERE sign. CHICK POINT - Rating: 1.2/5,2007-01-01:53485 2009-04-15T03:21:00-04:00 2009-04-15T03:21:00-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Hotter than el Centro de La Habana on Saturday night. RESTRAINT PAYS - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:53483 2009-04-15T03:16:02-04:00 2009-04-15T03:16:02-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Be polite or just a little bit romantic<br>Mister J will guarantee your results FAST FOOD PLACEMATS - Rating: 1.1/5,2007-01-01:53480 2009-04-15T03:01:48-04:00 2009-04-15T03:01:48-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>pushing the intellectual limits of our kids for half a century M Y D O G - Rating: 1.2/5,2007-01-01:53479 2009-04-15T02:57:47-04:00 2009-04-15T02:57:47-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>not included please inquire locally MY MOTHERINLAW - Rating: 1.2/5,2007-01-01:53476 2009-04-15T02:51:37-04:00 2009-04-15T02:51:37-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>built a whole restaurant just for me. ORGANIC GOODS - Rating: 1.2/5,2007-01-01:53474 2009-04-15T02:47:04-04:00 2009-04-15T02:47:04-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>the green revolution finally hits Japan TWINS - Rating: 1.1/5,2007-01-01:53466 2009-04-15T01:40:27-04:00 2009-04-15T01:40:27-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Sometimes not all that exotic. A L L H A I L - Rating: 1.2/5,2007-01-01:53442 2009-04-14T20:26:30-04:00 2009-04-14T20:26:30-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>the two meter leg SEVENTH GRADE - Rating: 1.4/5,2007-01-01:53439 2009-04-14T19:57:37-04:00 2009-04-14T19:57:37-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>best four years of my life SOMALI NAVY SEALS - Rating: 1.1/5,2007-01-01:53243 2009-04-13T12:10:09-04:00 2009-04-13T12:10:09-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Oh wait there is no Somali navy... LEGO JESUS - Rating: 1.2/5,2007-01-01:53217 2009-04-13T03:26:46-04:00 2009-04-13T03:26:46-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>a true nerd finds true religion WHINING - Rating: 2.2/5,2007-01-01:53094 2009-04-12T04:38:48-04:00 2009-04-12T04:38:48-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> WINNERS - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:53093 2009-04-12T04:36:21-04:00 2009-04-12T04:36:21-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> YOU KNOW - Rating: 1.1/5,2007-01-01:53091 2009-04-12T04:26:19-04:00 2009-04-12T04:26:19-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>this guy dontcha COMMON SENSE - Rating: 1.3/5,2007-01-01:53090 2009-04-12T04:24:28-04:00 2009-04-12T04:24:28-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>all too often is nipped in the bud. HEY SORRY... - Rating: 1.2/5,2007-01-01:53089 2009-04-12T04:22:59-04:00 2009-04-12T04:22:59-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Gotta go L I M O U S I N E - Rating: 1.4/5,2007-01-01:53088 2009-04-12T04:21:40-04:00 2009-04-12T04:21:40-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>available for weddings graduations and boar roasts.<br>Ask about our beer run special. SAY HELLO - Rating: 1.1/5,2007-01-01:53077 2009-04-12T01:31:33-04:00 2009-04-12T01:31:33-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>to Mister Warmandfuzzy I THINK I WON - Rating: 1.2/5,2007-01-01:53069 2009-04-12T00:19:33-04:00 2009-04-12T00:19:33-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Dont forget the bastards who sent you here. IF YOURE NOT THE LEAD DOG - Rating: 1.4/5,2007-01-01:52994 2009-04-11T02:30:01-04:00 2009-04-11T02:30:01-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Be happy.<br>Enjoy the view.<br>Youre a dog S O M E T I M E S - Rating: 1.3/5,2007-01-01:52989 2009-04-11T01:50:50-04:00 2009-04-11T01:50:50-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>you should just let the damned things fall. DONT ASK I DONT KNOW - Rating: 1.3/5,2007-01-01:52988 2009-04-11T01:48:24-04:00 2009-04-11T01:48:24-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>but the big ones are Kosher. T W I N S - Rating: 2.7/5,2007-01-01:52987 2009-04-11T01:44:12-04:00 2009-04-11T01:44:12-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>not hot BEYOND - Rating: 1.2/5,2007-01-01:52966 2009-04-10T21:36:42-04:00 2009-04-10T21:36:42-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>anorexia NOTHING - Rating: 1.1/5,2007-01-01:52963 2009-04-10T21:08:22-04:00 2009-04-10T21:08:22-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>is sacred. KANGAROO COURT - Rating: 1.1/5,2007-01-01:52890 2009-04-10T13:02:48-04:00 2009-04-10T13:02:48-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>IS EVEN WORSE. GOD HAS A WAY - Rating: 1.3/5,2007-01-01:52887 2009-04-10T13:00:55-04:00 2009-04-10T13:00:55-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>of telling you to stay home today. MAFIOSI - Rating: 1.2/5,2007-01-01:52776 2009-04-09T19:33:10-04:00 2009-04-09T19:33:10-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>the prime suppliers of extra fingers everywhere FAIL - Rating: 2.7/5,2007-01-01:52772 2009-04-09T19:15:00-04:00 2009-04-09T19:15:00-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br><br>Photoshop brain fart WHAT - Rating: 1.1/5,2007-01-01:52770 2009-04-09T19:05:00-04:00 2009-04-09T19:05:00-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Move along now.<br>Nothing to see here.<br>Move along. TWO OUT OF THREE - Rating: 2.7/5,2007-01-01:52768 2009-04-09T18:25:06-04:00 2009-04-09T18:25:06-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>thumbs up aint bad. THE THREE BLONDES - Rating: 1.4/5,2007-01-01:52760 2009-04-09T17:33:11-04:00 2009-04-09T17:33:11-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>gave it away... TOO LATE - Rating: 1.3/5,2007-01-01:52748 2009-04-09T16:57:56-04:00 2009-04-09T16:57:56-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>After American Idiot they were beyond saving. NIMBY - Rating: 1.1/5,2007-01-01:52403 2009-04-07T18:01:49-04:00 2009-04-07T18:01:49-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> THE CURSE - Rating: 1.2/5,2007-01-01:52390 2009-04-07T15:51:16-04:00 2009-04-07T15:51:16-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>NOW BEING SHARED EQUALLY ITS GARUNTEED - Rating: 2.3/5,2007-01-01:52220 2009-04-06T14:07:01-04:00 2009-04-06T14:07:01-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>But only if your Serious starts up in the morning... DO NOT - Rating: 1.3/5,2007-01-01:52201 2009-04-06T04:33:30-04:00 2009-04-06T04:33:30-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>USE GOD TO BACK UP YOUR HATE PRODUCED - Rating: 1.1/5,2007-01-01:52199 2009-04-06T03:49:58-04:00 2009-04-06T03:49:58-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>BY USDA INSPECTED AND CERTIFIED CHOCOHOLIC ANOREXICS FEELING LUCKY - Rating: 1.2/5,2007-01-01:52196 2009-04-06T03:42:44-04:00 2009-04-06T03:42:44-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>PUNK INCENTIVE - Rating: 1.1/5,2007-01-01:51481 2009-04-01T03:02:28-04:00 2009-04-01T03:02:28-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>COMES WHEN IT COMES<br>LISTEN TO IT WHEN YOU DIE - Rating: 1.2/5,2007-01-01:51466 2009-04-01T00:22:51-04:00 2009-04-01T00:22:51-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>THIS AWAITS YOU YOU KNOW - Rating: 1.2/5,2007-01-01:51340 2009-03-31T03:01:54-04:00 2009-03-31T03:01:54-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>WHAT THEY ARE SPACE JUNK - Rating: 2.6/5,2007-01-01:50943 2009-03-28T02:22:02-04:00 2009-03-28T02:22:02-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>TAKING TRASH<br>TO THE NEXT LEVEL